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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:40

Unacceptable again!
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
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Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
share office space ...
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
So they tried
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What are the signs of legitimate BPO project opportunities versus scams?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No way
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Eum et amet quam est autem adipisci distinctio.
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
—
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
How can I promote my Amazon products to get more sales?
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to