What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 08:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Unacceptable again!

Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen to me?

Then came..

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

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Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Loons and Moons

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

So they tried

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What are the signs of legitimate BPO project opportunities versus scams?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No way

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Eum et amet quam est autem adipisci distinctio.

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

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Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How can I promote my Amazon products to get more sales?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to